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Baby Jesus
Thursday, September 22nd, 2011
Prayer for Baby / Babies (New Born)
The Prayer: Prayer for Baby / Babies (New Born)
The Prayer: (Copyrighted by MrPastor77)
Introduction
Mom and Dad place the baby right in front of the speakers. So that the new born baby can hear this.
PRAYER
Father God, the creator of this world, the creator of heaven. I want you to bless this new born baby that was brought into the world. Father God, the one who sent Jesus Christ to die for all humanity. I ask you to have these words I’m about to speak, to enter the ears of the new born baby hearing this and have it to rest in his/her spirit. Father God give these words I’m about to speak LIFE so that it can bring to past what’s been spoken. I want you to see to it that every word that comes out of my mouth will come to past in the life of the new born baby that’s hearing this. Let not one word I’m about to speak fall.
New born baby:
You will be great
You are a success
You are blessed
You are somebody
You are beautiful
You will hate evil
You will run from evil
You will not do drugs
You will obey your parents
You will do well in school
You will not be a burden to your mom and dad
You will make mom and dad proud
Death (Against)
Father God protect this new born baby from all harm and danger.
Protect this new born baby from death in every form in Jesus Christ name.
Murder (Against)
You will not be a Murderer
I curse that spirit of Cain from out of your life, from out of your genes, from out of your bloodline.
Poverty (Against)
You will never see a day of Poverty in all the days of your life.
I curse this spirit of poverty from operating in your life new born baby life.
Successful (Blessings)
You will always excel in the worst conditions.
You will succeed in everything you put your hands to.
Everywhere Jews go they are blessed; I speak this same blessing over you new born baby.
Health (Blessings)
You will remain healthy
I curse asthma
I curse cancer
I curse heart attacks
I curse high blood pressure
I curse every other sickness, and diseases from attacking you in Jesus Christ name.
Good Human (Blessings)
You will be a good, well behaved child when you get older
You will always not be a rude child who never listens to mom and dad
You will keep your virginity until marriage
You will NOT follow the crowd when they doing wrong
You will take care of your parents when you they get older
You will hate alcohol, and cigarettes, you will have no desire you these
You will help the poor and help those in need
One last thing I want to speak over you
You will SERVE the Lord x2
You hear me new born baby … You will SERVE the Lord in Jesus Christ name.
Amen
MrPastor77:
Once again congratulations to you mom and dad for your new born child.
About the Author
Religion : Christian.
Occupation : Assistant Pastor.
Church : Global Faith Ministries.
Speciality : Prayers.
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